Yup

This is how I feel/probably look today. In the Butt House I’d wake up every day at 9:30 and get to working on my costume junk. I couldn’t IMAGINE spending an entire day in San Diego on the internets.

And now that I’m home I kinda wanna curl into a ball and melt into my bedsheets, in a gross and not cute relaxing way.


Back from San Diego!

Hey! So I’m finally back from San Diego. Here’s a buncha pictures I took since the 4th of july, and I’ll do my best to describe what’s going on in the ones that need an explanation

 

 

Zack throwing a frisbee directly at the camera in a park near our house

Zack throwing a frisbee directly at the camera in a park near our house

Banana bread that I had to mix in a plastic bag because we didn't have a bowl big enough

Banana bread that I had to mix in a plastic bag because we didn't have a bowl big enough

Aubrey at Seaport Village (Veronica's mom also known as Martini Mama, who we stayed with for a few days after moving out of our San Diego house, brought us here for the day :D)

Aubrey at Seaport Village (Veronica’s mom also known as Martini Mama, who we stayed with for a few days after moving out of our San Diego house, brought us here for the day :D )

After staying with Martini Mama for a few days we drove back up to Portland and the rest of my pictures are from there. This is a purty finch that was inside a huge birdcage at Flutter (a thrift store)

After staying with Martini Mama for a few days we drove back up to Portland and the rest of my pictures are from there. This is a purty finch that was inside a huge birdcage at Flutter (a thrift store)

Walking around the area that Flutter was in we decided to randomly go into this store called Paxton Gate, not really knowing what it was. What we found inside was a ton of framed insects, animal skulls, carnivorous plants, and taxidermy animals. It was probably one of the coolest stores I've ever been to

Walking around the area that Flutter was in we decided to randomly go into this store called Paxton Gate, not really knowing what it was. What we found inside was a ton of framed insects, animal skulls, carnivorous plants, and taxidermy animals. It was probably one of the coolest stores I’ve ever been to

It only costs 60 bucks to hang a bat on your wall! IT ONLY COSTS 60 BUCKS TO HANG A BAT ON YOUR WALL.

It only costs 60 bucks to hang a bat on your wall! IT ONLY COSTS 60 BUCKS TO HANG A BAT ON YOUR WALL.

I wanted this beetle so bad. I could've afforded it too, but I really just don't need a beetle. Nobody needs a beetle.

I wanted this beetle so bad. I could've afforded it too, but I really just don't need a beetle. Nobody needs a beetle.

We went to a restaurant called Tasty n Sons and everything there was amazing! Dis here is some Panna Cotta

We went to a restaurant called Tasty n Sons and everything there was amazing! Dis here is some Panna Cotta

Cookin up some BBQs at the Sterling household

Cookin up some BBQs at the Sterling household

I discovered that I can unhinge my jaw

I discovered that I can unhinge my jaw

Zack's little niece, Maya!

Zack's little niece, Maya!

This might look like a normal picture of toast, but this is actually Dave's Killer Bread, the best bread I have ever tasted.

This might look like a normal picture of toast, but this is actually Dave’s Killer Bread, the best bread I have ever tasted.

Zack reflecting on his childhood at Powell's Books

Zack reflecting on his childhood at Powell’s Books

Zack's Mom and Aunt made us an authentic Filipino dinner! The eggrolls are called Lumpia, and the noodles are called Pancit! According to Zack, whitays like myself all love lumpia

Zack's Mom and Aunt made us an authentic Filipino dinner! The eggrolls are called Lumpia, and the noodles are called Pancit

A hummus pizza (warm flatbread, hummus, spinach, feta, and tomatoes) I got at Paradox Cafe

A hummus pizza (warm flatbread, hummus, spinach, feta, and tomatoes) I got at Paradox Cafe

 

That’s all the pictures! I seriously can’t believe it’s already been an entire month. I can’t believe we actually did it and I can’t believe I’m sitting in my room right now. I didn’t miss new york. I probably could’ve just not come home and stayed with the dudes for good and I would’ve been just fine. This was an important step towards actually living together so even though I couldn’t stay, I’m glad that it happened. I learned a lot on this trip, and the most important things I’ve gathered from it are:

1. I can absolutely live with Aubrey, Zack and Andrew without ruining our friendship or getting on each other’s nerves or anything nuts like that

2. It will be stressful but I think I can handle living on my own

3. I don’t really care where it is, as long as it’s with these people.


4th of July!

Hey dudes! It’s been a few days and I haven’t taken many pictures/recorded many videos recently, mostly because we’re all settled down in San Diego and haven’t been doing anything too nuts. We’ve mostly been working on props and costumes for Comicon and also working on videos for our group project/youtube thingy that’s going to be launching soon! In the meantime, here’s some pictures from the 4th of July :D

 

Aubrey trying to hit dat booty

Aubrey trying to hit dat booty


San Diego!

Hey everybody! I am now living in San Diego for the month with Aubrey, Zack, and Andrew! We flew to Oregon (where Zack lives), stayed for 2 days, and then had a 16+ hour road trip down to San Diego! We got in the day before yesterday and spent most of yesterday grocery shopping. Here’s some highlights over the past couple of days, videos coming soon:

Me and Aubrey on the plane!

Me and Aubrey on the plane!

Aubrey doing some California artz

Aubrey doing some California artz

The really cool watercolor set Aubrey was using

The really cool watercolor set Aubrey was using

Eating at Hot Cake House in Oregon! Not all of this food was for Aubrey

Eating at Hot Cake House in Oregon! Not all of this food was for Aubrey

Delicious marionberry Whiffies fried pie with coconut ice cream!

Delicious marionberry Whiffies fried pie with coconut ice cream!

Aubrey riding a deer in Downtown Portland. Why do I have 0 pictures of Zack and Andrew so far?

Aubrey riding a deer in Downtown Portland. Why do I have 0 pictures of Zack and Andrew so far?

Voodoo Doughnut

Voodoo Doughnut

We went on a hike up Multnomah Falls

We went on a hike up Multnomah Falls

(Finally a group shot)

(Finally a group shot)

On our road trip to San Diego!

On our road trip to San Diego!

Yeah, I took pretty pictures of Carl's Jr. Whatever, man

Yeah, I took pretty pictures of Carl's Jr. Whatever, man

Aubrey cleaning the EFF out of our apartment and not enjoying it

Aubrey cleaning the EFF out of our apartment and not enjoying it

I’ll have pictures of the actual apartment soon since we just finished cleaning and setting everything up yesterday! WAHOO!


V-necks? And Bigfoot’s Burgers!

So like…do you dudes want v-necks or what? Another mockup just to see what the viewers of the johnman are into. I only used black purple and blue because I’m pretty sure they’re the most popular colors. I’m going to make a video soon asking people the same thing so I’ll have a better idea of what people think when I get more input. Either way:

Yes? No? Also, finished my bigfoot piece last night!

I’m really happy with it! I think I’m starting to understand shading more. I know the shadows could be even bigger, but compared to when I had just started drawing again, I’m doing so much better! Also, check out that transformation! This was my first drawing of misses bigfoot and I made it in NOVEMBER!? of last year. Crazy.


T-Shirt colors, and a new print store!

After showing off the new shirt design yesterday the reaction it’s received so far is a big fat “YES!!!”. In that case, I need to know what color shirts you guys would wear this on! Leave a comment on which ones you like the most! Keep in mind that I’m willing to change the color of the word bubble if it’ll suit the color of the t-shirt more! Also please leave a comment telling me which other monster you’d like to see on a t-shirt! Zombie groom, chef bigfoot, yeti, twin-tailed siren, teenage vampire, robot, hipster alien, or something else?

(Click for larger view! T-shirt template created by Graham Phisher )

 

ALSOALSO I’d like to announce that I now have a store for prints! If you’ve liked any of my previous artwork and wanna hang it on your wall, you can buy a print from my society6 store !


I’M BACK!

If you didn’t notice, the new URL of this website is JohnJSalomone.com! Dudeneedaeaseonup.com still redirects to it, but eventually I’ll be changing the layout of this website to match the new URL. In moving everything from one server to the other, almost all of my information was lost, and I spent all of today manually re-building my website under a new host. I restored a good chunk of the old posts, but not all of them. Oh well! It’s good to start fresh. Here’s what I’ve been working on since the site’s been down:

The two last 5 dollar monsters!

Work on a new bigfoot piece (which was originally going to be on a shirt, but I realized most people don’t want to wear a hairy woman):

 

AND a new shirt design!:

 

Let me know what you guys think, especially of the shirt! Wahoo!


5 Dollar Monsters Part 5!

ALMOST DONE! WOOO! One more post and my first wave of commissions will be complete!


5 Dollar Monsters Part 4!

Hopefully just one more post left! I took a little break from drawing today, but tomorrow I’ll have most if not all of the last of the 5 dollar commissions posted! Also, just a funfact, my birthday is in two days! WOO!


5 Dollar Monsters Part 3!

More monsters! These have gotten a bit more complicated!